Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Two Announcements

Firstly those who are interested in going for U2 tickets I cannot provide any sadly enough my contacts were not as powerful as I believed. I will be attending the concert and will be interested in going with people if anyone else is but otherwise I will fend for myself. Sorry.

Secondly those who are interested in going to the midnight screening of Narnia I will be picking up tickets on this Friday evening. Therefore if you want one bring me the money (and student ID if applicable) to the flat before 5 pm Friday evening and I will get these tickets. The midnight screening will be 12:01 am on the Friday 9th of December.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Narnia

Is anyone else interested in going to the midnight screening of this movie?

Monday, November 28, 2005

Christmas Orphans

This is not one of the posts inviting all Christmas orphans around to my place for Christmas (because apparently its already been done). This is because I am too good for you guys and therefore will snob you.
...
Or maybe that I will not be in the city for Christmas and will be in the most happening centre in NZ, Clyde! So all Christmas orphans you will have to be deprived of my company but I hope all plans come to merry Hogswatch fruition.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

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Please excuse me while I remove my brain with a spoon.
The wombats are coming! The wombats are coming!

Monday, November 21, 2005

St Patrick's Day

As some of the more fanatical of you may have realised U2 are coming to NZ on March 17th. I was thinking that if it was at all possible if people are interested getting a bunch of tickets together so that we are near people we know at the concert. I don't know how they'll be selling them whether or not they'll allocate seating and what they'll have in the way of a mosh pit. Anyway anyone out there who is interested leave a comment here.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

My Dad just forwarded me this

1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape or dvd movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,
made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.


We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang
the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned

HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them - CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.

and while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?

Procrastination you old dog

The Basics
Name: Jared
Height: 172 cm
Shoe size: 9

Hair color: Very Dark Brown
Siblings: One of each, both younger
Eyes: Brown
Hometown: Christchurch, Canterbury, New Zealand
Current Home: The House of Heresy
Favorite Places: the beach, Victoria Park, Kiwi Ranch, Christmas
Favorite Sodas: RCD or Ginger Beer, or LLB
Favorite Games: Settlers and variants thereof, Risk LoTR
Favorite Food: Meat
Favorite Book: LoTR, Narnia
Favorite Place to Eat: Lone Star, Blue Jean
Favorite Fancy Place: Erm...
Favorite Hobby: Movies/DVDs
Friends: Edible
Favorite Show: Simpsons, Family Guy, Scrubs, Arrested Development
Favorite News: TV3
Favorite Dog: Golden Retriever or German Shepard although my parents puppy is gorgeous, she's a Pyrenean Mountain Dog
Favorite Sports: Swimming, biking
Favorite Fruits: Apples, Oranges, Watermelon, Strawberries, and Apricots
Favorite Song: Beautiful Day by U2 with many a very close second
Steak or Lobster: Steak if I had to make a choice but it is a tough call
Favorite Colour: Blue
Favorite Weather: Norwester


You…
You have a crush on someone: ...that would be telling...
You wish you could live somewhere else: Why move to a lesser city
You think about suicide: Yep ... from an analytical nihilistic non-Christian view point. Not as a possibility for myself
You believe in online dating: Yeah like I believe in little wee men that scuttle around hiding behind stuff
You want more piercings: Like I want a colonic lavage
You like cleaning: Take a look at my room and then ask me that again
You like roller coasters: Yep
You write in cursive or print: Print
You last talked to: My flat mate
You last did laundry: Thursday
You last prayed: Tonight


For or Against:
Long distance relationships: Against
Killing people: Arguable
Teenage smoking: Against
Driving drunk: Against
Gay/Lesbian relationships: Against
Soap operas: Against
Iraq occupation: Arguable


Have You…
Ever cried over a girl: Nope
Ever cried over a boy: Nope
Ever been in a fist fight: Yep
Ever been arrested: Nope
Ever had a friend die: Nope
Ever dated a cousin: Nope
Ever used a gun: Nope
Ever finished a puzzle: Yep
Ever got surgery: Yep
Ever got beat up: Yep
Ever hated someone: Yep
Ever made a huge mistake: Yep
Ever tried any drugs: Nope


What
Shampoo do you use: Schwartzkopf
Shoes do you wear: Vans
Are you scared of: Life
Do you sleep in: Boxers
Did you eat for lunch: Spaghetti on Toast
Is love: Love is pain and then you die
Is a player: someone who puts on a jersy for 90 minutes of glory


Number
Of times I have had my heart broken?: ...
Of hearts I have broken?: None that I know of
Of times my name has been involved in drama?: None that I know of
Of scars on my body?: Many!
Of things in my past that I regret? Enough
Of drugs you have taken: None
Of accidents you been in: At least 5
Of people you broke up with? ...


Favorite
Five letter word: Cucumber
Actor/Actress: Jim Carrey/Angelina Jolie
Comedian: Jim Carrey
Candy: Starbursts
Cartoon: Bugs Bunny
Cereal: whatever's in the cupboard
Day(s) of the week: Friday and Saturday
Least fave day: Monday
Flower(s): ...
Shapes: Triangles
Jello flavor: Blue
Summer/Winter: Summer, so much goodness abounds in summer like beaches and swimming and waterskiing and bbq's and Christmas and ...


Person who last…
Slept in your bed: Me
Saw you cry: Um, anyone want to own up?
Made you cry: Um, anyone want to own up? maybe God
You went to the movies with: Brother
Yelled at you: most probably my sister
Sent you an email: me ol' man


Have you ever…
Said "I love you" and meant it?: Yes
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Nope
Kept a secret from everyone?: Yep
Cried during a movie?: Does having your eyes become moist count
Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block?: Nope
Planned your week based on the TV Guide?: Not the whole week
Been on stage?: Yep
Apples or Bananas?: Apples
What was the last meal you ate?: Tea
Last noise you heard?: Cathedral of Sound CD
Last smell you sniffed?: Tea
Last time you went out of town?: After Michelle's 21st when A.J. and I took a random excursion to Rangiora


Friendship/Love
Who was your first peck on the lips?: ...
Who was the last person you kissed?: ...
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Ask me after I die
Do you want children one day & if so, how many?: Yep, at least one boy
Most important things to you in a friendship are?: I don't know, ability to communicate meaningfully and being able to relate to each other


Random Stuff
Criminal record?: I plead the fifth
Do you speak any other languages?: Nope
Name some of your favorite things in your bedroom?: CDs, DVDs, photo(album)s
Thing you dislike about yourself the most?: Suggestions
Worst feeling in the world?: Exams
Whom you love: JC, my friends, my family
Whom you miss: My mates who aren't in the city at the moment


Your…
Nickname(s): J Boy, May-trix, Apoc, J-Poc, Morpheus, the Prophet, the dude with the hair, Suzy
Initials: JEM
How old do you look?: depends on whether I'm clean shaven or not. Early 20s when clean shaven. Late 20s when unshaven.
How old do you act?: any age ranging from 14 upwards
Braces: Are holding the house up nicely thanks for asking
Do you have any pets?: Nope, but the parentals have one of each
You get embarrassed?: on occasion
What upsets you?: Boppers

Monday, November 14, 2005

Hmmm...

Well...
I have farewelled my little bro. He's off to India for 3 weeks. He's going to be cruising around leprosy hospitals over there seeing the disease.
I wish him God speed and safe travel over him.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Marae Visit

Within the whare the carvings of their ancestors rather than being the ancestor worship that it is commonly accused of being, is instead ancestor veneration. It is not to be construed as worship in a culture without written communication if ancestors are carved statues so that they be honoured and remembered. Even within European culture it is valued to know where and from whom you have descended. It gives a sense of identity to the individual and it also lets you know to whom you are related. In a similar manner the statues within the whare are the ancestors who give identity to the iwi. Also, when there are visitors to the marae they will show which statue they are related to or identify with and this shows how the two iwi are related. In addition to this the fact that the statues are stylised should not be construed as making them nonhuman but rather it is part of their story and possibly is more true to who they are than a mere lifelike representation could ever be. The Christian then should be very sympathetic to this whole thing. The writer of Hebrews declared that “we are surrounded by so great a cloud of witnesses,” this cloud stretches back in time and although we are not related to them by blood we are related to them in one Spirit through faith. The whole of the eleventh chapter of Hebrews enumerates these ancestors of Christians that we are related to from whom we gain a sense of Christian identity. Indeed it could be to Protestant Christianity's benefit to learn from the Maori in this regard. For in discarding the Catholic tradition of remembering the saints we cast ourselves adrift from the history of church and the heroes of the faith leaving us without the sense of identity that these provide.

Muh uh uh uh ugh uh uh ........ !!!!!!!!!!!!

The hardest thing about life is...

learning to be human

Friday, November 11, 2005

The Problem of Evil

I just watched the Boondock Saints this is a great movie. For anyone that enjoyed Lock Stock & two Smoking Barrels and you would also enjoy this movie. This is not the same as both those movies but bears similarities. The plot basically is two Irish brothers in Brooklyn receive a 'divine mandate' to hunt down evil men.

Because of the high crime in America and the fact that guilty men can walk free from the courts the brothers believe that they have the right to kill these men. This is one of the problems of evil. How come the evil prosper during this life and are free to prosper at the sake of righteous men? Or to put it more simply how come the guilty can oppress the innocent? The brothers response is the instinctive response if the courts will not give us justice then we will take it. In fact I find myself entirely sympathetic with this position. It does not seem just that the wicked can prey upon the innocent without receiving justice.

However, God declares that vengance is mine (well actually His.) It is not left up to us to judge between the guilty and the innocent but up to God. We have a legal system that attempts to make society liveable but in the end it is up to God. However, it seems that God is not taking this vengance out He seems to be sitting on His hands and letting evil men have their way. This is the eschatological solution to the problem of evil. While during this life evil men seem to get away with murder we can rest assured that in the end God will judge everyone and everyone will receive their just desserts. We can look forward to a time when all wrongs are righted and God wipes the tears from every eye.

However, it does not seem right that people can rape pillage and kill to their hearts content at the moment here on earth and nothing is done to stop them. If it is God's perogative to uphold the righteous then why does he not intervene to aid them. If it is God's perogative to stop the wicked then why does he not do it. If God is not going to exercise his vengance then I will take vengance for my own. But this response is not adequate, sure we think we can judge who is evil, but while there may be some definates there is to much gray for us to exercise justice absolutely. What is more the person who is evil in our eyes may be a saint in the eyes of another who are we to judge which point of view is correct. The brothers are named the Boondock Saints yet they commit murder which is not very saintly behaviour. Doing an action in the name of God or in the name of justice does not make it any less of a crime.

While unsatisfactory to our impatient, temporal, finite minds the eschatological solution is still the best in this circumstance. Know that an omniscient God is watching and will preside in judgement over the living and the dead. In the end all will receive justice. Including us.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Confused and Getting Worse

to talk about all the things
that really matter most
of life and love and happiness
and then the Holy Ghost

Do not go to bed in a state of existential uncertainty, it leads to carnage.

Well actually I didn't go to bed in a state of existential uncertainty but the random paths of my thoughts led me down there.

It started with a girl, as everything does. Apparently people thought she was/is interested in me. Now I started thinking about it; because me being me I miss hints a mile wide (just talk to A.J. he gets great amusement out of it.) I had never really thought about her that way but as I thought about it the I became interested. Not that I was certain it would lead anywhere. However, I thought it would be good in theory to keep it casual to test the water so to speak so that if it didn't work then it we wouldn't lose our friendship. However, then I was thinking was it that I thought it would be great to go out with her or was I thinking that it would be great to be in a relationship (being the mature Christian that I am.) But being this type of Christian I cannot see a point in dating if it couldn't have the possibilty of marriage at the end. However, I have advocated for ages that I aren't yet ready to marry and that I couldn't see it happening until I was in my late 20s early 30s. But could that change if Mrs Right came along. This led me to think why I couldn't see myself getting married until later. Obviously maturity, responsibility, financial stabilty are things I think I need or at least more of before I got married. However, what am I actually doing to achieving these ends and therefore if I am doing nothing to achieve these ends then do I actually want them. Furthermore, is it just fear of change that holds me back from these goals since if I follow through with them then I do not who I will come out looking like. Then the question becomes what do I want to do with my life. Do I want to be an Engineer or do I want to pursue Youth Ministry. How would overseas mission fit into this or should it. What brings the most glory to God. Finally this lead me to the question, who am I and who do I want to be?

*Great* start out contemplating relationships end up with existential uncertainty. Just the thing that is conducive to a good nights sleep *cough*.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Various plots

Is anyone interested in going to the beach on Friday. For the uninformed amongst you who have been leaving with their head in a bucket Friday is the last day of the A & P Show (as well as being Canterbury Anniversary.) Since mummy and daddy will decide if it is fine that it would be the perfect day to take little Johnny and Suzy to the beach I thought rather than having to put up with little brats at the beach we could go in the late afternoon/evening when everyone else decides to go home. So if people are interested we will meet here at 3 and leave at 3:30 pm. Any takers?

Also anyone interested in going to the show on Friday morning?

In other news has anyone seen my Napoleon Dynamite dvd I have lent it to someone and have forgotten whom. If it is anyone out there in the blogging world please tell me.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Baptising

Itinary for the day:
  • Go baptising
  • Dunk the Baptisee
  • Stand around drinking 'communion' beer
  • Get preached at by random end times evangelist who was carrying just enough pamphlets for the group
  • See cops pulling over cars as leaving
  • Quickly drive off before they finish with current perpetrators
Not your standard experience. Fun though.

Hypothetically speaking of course...

I have this friend who believes that they have found out the true me. They believe that belief my coarse vulgar exterior there is a caring sensitive person who I hide from most people. However, I have this other friend whom this exterior comes into its own so to speak when I am around. This is not to say that our friendship is not deeper than that but that is how we relate especially around other people. Now my first friend sees that my second friend causes this layer to be emphasised therefore they have decided to shoot down my second friend. What they seem to not realise is that while an onion has layers and as you peel away the layers you get closer to the core at no point is one layer more truly the onion than another even if the other is deeper.

Anyway its kinda irritating that two people that I have philia towards don't get along at all in any way shape or form.

Don't know why I'm posting this but c'est la vie. It now belongs to the world.

ps anyone who knows/can puzzle out who my friends are please do not mention them by name if you choose to comment. Anonymity is our watchword.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Heh Heh Heh